In my last blog I talked some about the liberals and the fact that it is almost no fun any more to provoke them. The amazing thing is that I have liberals, middle of the roaders, conservatives, and way out right conservatives as friends. Though I have very few radical left wing friends because I don't attend 99% trash ins and have little tolerance for the views of those who would make us like Cuba or Venezuela.
There have been various explanations around for a while about the difference between Conservatives and Liberals so I thought I would list my definitions.
A joke is not funny to a Liberal unless it is insulting to a conservative.
Tell a joke about a liberal and you are nasty, racist, and a nut job.
A conservative believes that the opportunity to better ones self is preferred to charity.
A Liberal feels that no one should improve themselves without help from the government.
A conservative would teach someone to fish so they would eat for a lifetime
A liberal wants to give the fish and feed the person with others money.
If a Conservative does not like a TV or Radio program, or personality they turn it off or don't listen.
If a Liberal does not like either they want it banned and removed from the air.
A Conservative believes in the individuals right to gain an education and take personal responsibility for their actions.
A Liberal believes that the individual is a victim of history or society and that they know what is best for that group.
A Conservative that is gay lives his life and respects differing opinions.
A Liberal that is gay wants special rights and privileges and if you don't agree you are a homophobe. They will parade and bring attention to their choice and anyone who disagrees has no right to an opinion.
A Conservative Black is attacked as an Uncle Tom or slandered in the media.
A Liberal Black can hate White people, intimidate voters at the poles, attack verbally without fact and be a media hero.
A Conservative can say a fact and become involved in a scandal or gaff.
A Liberal can tell a lie and it will not be questioned by the media.
A Conservative will respect religious views as long as they do not promote violence.
A Liberal will respect every religion accept Christianity.
A Conservative Agnostic simply does not believe.
A Liberal Agnostic tries to stop the mention of God anywhere anytime.
A Conservative Atheist lives his life as he sees fit.
A Liberal Atheist fights against something he believes does not exist as though it does.
A Conservative may know nothing about your business and let you run it.
A Liberal may not know anything about your business but will try to regulate how you run it and if you are allowed to run it.
A Conservative believes in the Constitution and the fact that it protects the rights of those in a minority.
A Liberal believes the Constitution is an antiquated document and that it should be replaced.
A Conservative knows that the United States is a representative republic.
A Liberal believes the United States is a democracy.
A Conservative knows that as a republic all rights are to be protected.
A Liberal does not know that democracy is a majority rule and is really mob rule with rights only to those in power.
A Conservative will either agree or disagree with my writing and if they have a strong feeling they will politely give me their reason or not say anything.
A Liberal will, well I will tell you how they react later. Let's see nose tweaking? I better let that go for a while.